What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Are you happy with your life?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

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-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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